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Bernie got mugged!

Post by TopContender on Fri Nov 26 2010, 14:23

Well karma must be a bitch for ol Bernie. The guy who made fun of Jenson for almost getting car jacked was mugged in London for about £200,000 in jewelry. I guess Bernie was the guy who looked pathetic. Sad thing is that Bernie will wear this incident as some sort of badge of honor or reasoning for keeping Interlagos.
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Re: Bernie got mugged!

Post by gueuzeman on Fri Nov 26 2010, 17:58

That's what he gets for wearing a diamond tiara in public.

Ironically, Ecclestone brushed off an attempted armed mugging or kidnapping involving F1's reigning world champion Jenson Button at the Brazilian Grand Prix.

"They look for victims, they look for anyone who looks like a soft touch and not too bright," said the Briton in Sao Paulo. "People who look a bit soft and simple, they will always have a go at."

LOL.

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Post by da silva on Sat Nov 27 2010, 04:37

Who the hell walks around with that much jewelry on them? Sounds like an insurance scam to me.
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Post by glendo on Sat Nov 27 2010, 07:23

im cool with it. he's been mugging governments and F1 fans for years. he got off lightly, i just wish he would hurry up and die before he ruins F1 further.
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Re: Bernie got mugged!

Post by Henrik on Sat Nov 27 2010, 13:57

Okay, which one of you guys did this?

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Post by TopContender on Sat Nov 27 2010, 14:27

He hides when he comes to the states, or i would have had one of my boys from the pool hall relieve him of his stuff.



On a positive note, the muggers beat him unconscious. Someone almost did do the deed.


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Re: Bernie got mugged!

Post by gueuzeman on Sat Nov 27 2010, 19:53

Here's a little bit about the other "victim", Bernie's girlfriend.

http://www.formula1blog.com/2010/01/14/bernie-has-a-new-girlfriend-no-its-not-nicole/

Any possibility she's such a golddiggger she set up the robbery?

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Post by Dani on Mon Nov 29 2010, 06:28

lol! I don't even understand how she can make out with him! Eeeeew...I bet he smells as well! I know he's rich and all, but he's such a gremlin. I could maybe understand if he was charismatic and charming, but once again he falls short in both looks and personality!!! His level of grossness (is that even a word?) rivals that of Flavio Briatore! LOL! puke

Not for all the tea in China!!!!!lol!
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Post by da silva on Mon Nov 29 2010, 18:51

I bet he could get you a job at Ferrari though. Wink wink.

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Re: Bernie got mugged!

Post by Gelert on Mon Nov 29 2010, 19:07





He should audition for Gabriels's job - back in the gud-ole-days of proper-prog make-up...



THE ARRIVAL

[Rael:]
I wandered lonely as a cloud,
Till I came upon this dirty street.
I've never seen a stranger crowd;
Slubberdegullions on a squeaky feet,

Continually pacing,
With nonchalant embracing,
Each orifice disgracing
And one facing me moves to say "hellay".

His skin's all covered in slimy lumps.
With lips that slide across each chin.
His twisted limbs like rubber stamps
Are waved in welcome say 'Please join in.'

My grip must be flipping,
Cos his handshake keeps slipping,
My hopes keep on dipping
And his lips keep on smiling all the time.

[Slipperman:]
"We like you, have tasted love.
Don't be alarmed at what you see,
You yourself are just the same
As what you see in me."

[Rael:]
Me, like you? like that!

[Slipperman:]
"You better watch it son, your sentence has only just begun
You better run and join your brother John."



A VISIT TO THE DOKTOR

[Slipperman:]
"You're in the colony of slippermen.
There's no who? why? what? or when?

You get out if you've got the gripe
To see, Doktor Dyper, reformed sniper-
he'll whip off your windscreenwiper

[Rael:]
John and I are able
To face the Doktor and his marble table.

[The Doktor:]
Understand Rael, it's the end of your tail.

[Rael:]
"Don't delay, dock the dick!"
I watch his countdown timer tick......



THE RAVEN

He places the number into a tube,
A yellow plastic "shoobedoobe".
It says: "Though your fingers may tickle
You'll be safe in our pickle."
Suddenly, black cloud comes down from the sky.
It's a supersize black bird that sure can fly.

The raven brings on darkness and night
He flies right down, gives me one hell of a fright.
He takes the tube right out of my hands
Man, I've got to find out where that black bird lands.

"Look here John, I've got to run
I need you now, you going to come?"
He says to me.

[John:]
"Now can't you see
Where the raven flies there's jeopardy.

We've been cured on the couch
Now you're sick with your grouch.
I'll not risk my honey pouch
Which my slouch will wear slung very low."

[Rael:]
He walks away and leaves me once again.
Even though I never learn,
I'd hoped he'd show just some concern.

I'm in agony of Slipperpain
I pray my undercarriage will sustain.
The chase is on, the pace is hot
But I'm running so very hard with everything I've got.
He leads me down an underpass
Though it narrows, he still flies very fast,
When the tunnel stops
I catch sight of the tube, just as it drops.
I'm on top of a bank, to steep to climb,
I see it hit the water, just in time,
to watch it float away.




Way too much relevant stuff in those lyrics... Twisted Evil

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Re: Bernie got mugged!

Post by TopContender on Tue Nov 30 2010, 00:01

Dani wrote:lol! I don't even understand how she can make out with him! Eeeeew...I bet he smells as well! I know he's rich and all, but he's such a gremlin. I could maybe understand if he was charismatic and charming, but once again he falls short in both looks and personality!!! His level of grossness (is that even a word?) rivals that of Flavio Briatore! LOL! puke

Not for all the tea in China!!!!!lol!

This chick also dated Max Mosely. So Bernie is getting Max's sloppy seconds.


How they didn't break his beak is beyond me.
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Re: Bernie got mugged!

Post by glendo on Tue Nov 30 2010, 00:21

save F1 - remove bernie from the earth
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Post by Dani on Thu Dec 02 2010, 04:18

Eeeew...she's being passed around like currency!!! ROFL! Who knows, perhaps it's love...
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Post by gueuzeman on Thu Dec 02 2010, 06:49

Love of Bernie's money.

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Post by PLAYLIFE on Fri Dec 03 2010, 00:02

Although you may not agree with what Bernie does, he has taken F1 to another level from the 1970s.
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Post by Danny Boy on Fri Dec 03 2010, 06:32

PLAYLIFE wrote:Although you may not agree with what Bernie does, he has taken F1 to another level from the 1970s.

Hitler was a very good leader at the start of his career/reign, shame they did not top the vile bastard.

As for doing a lot for F1, the advent of TV and Murray Walker had more to do with making F1 famous.
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Post by PLAYLIFE on Wed Dec 08 2010, 08:39

Danny Boy wrote:
PLAYLIFE wrote:Although you may not agree with what Bernie does, he has taken F1 to another level from the 1970s.

Hitler was a very good leader at the start of his career/reign, shame they did not top the vile bastard.

As for doing a lot for F1, the advent of TV and Murray Walker had more to do with making F1 famous.



You should read the book Bernie's Game if you haven't already. There's a lot about what he did for F1 to appreciate, regardless of whether you agree with it or not.
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