UAE Grand Prix 2010

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20101024/ap_tr_ge/ml_travel_trip_ferrari_world

Just in time for the race, the Ferrari theme park opens. Seems like a big waste of money, but then again, isn't all motorsport?

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F1 Racing magazine has a feature on it.

It's f*ckin' MASSIVE....with the world's fastest Roller-Coaster... 0 - 150mph in 4.8 seconds...er, it sez 'ere....!

Quote: "The gearbox weighs 70 tonnes and the ride uses 44,000 litres of hydraulic oil."

I hope that is a typo - if it uses that amount of mineral oil, it's not that efficient...! Try "utilises"...

"An engineer told me before he died,
And I have no reason to believe that he lied,

That no matter whatever he tried,
His girlfriend was never satisfied!

That girl she had a cunt so wide
She could never be satisfied,

The engineer was a designer,
Measured the bore of her vagina,

Then he built her a cock of steel,
Powered by a bloody great wheel,

Yes he built a bloody great wheel,
Two brass balls and a prick of steel

Two balls of brass were filled with cream,
And the whole bloody issue was driven by steam.

So he laid his girlfriend on the bed
And he tied her legs behind her head

There she lay demanding a fuck,
He shook her hand and wished her luck,

Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the cock of steel,

Up and up went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream.

Till at last the maiden cried,
"Enough! Enough! I am satisfied!"

Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it,

It went like the piston of a train,
He should have fitted a gearing chain,

Clouds of steam blew out the top,
There wasn't a way to make it stop,

She was split from ass to tit,
And the whole fucking thing was covered in shit..."

Ouch.

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