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Post by RacerX on Sat Mar 06 2010, 03:23

OK everyone, this is PURELY for entertainment purposes. Have fun with it, don't get your feelings hurt, and by all means please don't take offense to any of it.

OK, after reading the thread on global war...er, uhhh...I mean climate change thread, I think we (most of us???) have come to the conclusion that "over population" is the real problem. After giving it serious thought (roughly 8 tenths of a second - or the amount of time M$ will set pole next week) I came to the conclusion that Mother Nature isn't doing her job very well (she's also a racist biatch!), so we should do it for her.

Some naturalists suggest that Mother Nature takes care of herself. I happen to agree to a small point. Here's an example of what I'm trying to get across: It seems if we humans (the virus) over log an area of land, Mother Nature brings down a torrential rainfall, and the exposed land washes away causing mud slides, killing hundreds and eventually making the virus attack another area...ultimately forcing the virus to move on elsewhere. Thus giving the scarred Earth time to heal itself. Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Hurricanes, Landslides, Flooding Rivers & Lakes...Mother Nature can be a real biatch.

Well, it seems Mother Nature has met her match, and can't possibly keep up with the spread of this so called Virus....

Here's where we come in. We need to help good O'l Mother Nature out. She's obviously over worked, and not "thinning out the heard" (so to speak) well enough!

So, let's hear your thoughts on it...Whom should be expedited into the next life? An individual? A group? Someone random? Or someone intentionally? If you were Large and In Charge...whom would you choose?

OK, I know this might offend some, it's really not a joking matter, but I've heard more and more about groups whom really believe over population will definitely be the end of mankind. I agree, but what questions do we ask? I'd think everyone involved would be affraid to even think about asking the questions anyway, so here's our chance. OR, if you'd rather not ask questions, and make suggestions, then maybe you could treat it as a stress relief by listing (in HUMOR) whom you think should be expedited to the next life. I'll try to start on the next thread...
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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by RacerX on Sat Mar 06 2010, 03:37

When I was younger, and much more selfish, I dreamed of inventing a "Deionizer" machine that would be placed under bridges & over passes on all the major highways & thoroughfares in every major city in the world. As poeple drove into the tunnel, a large marquee would flash a multiple choice question on it. Something real easy to answer like:

"Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?"

Then multiple choice answers would pop up, such as:

Honk ONCE for Robert E. Lee
Honk Twice for Ulysse Grant
Honk Three times for Abe Lincoln
Honk Four times for George Washington

Now, as people drove under the bridge, or over pass, and through the "Deionizer" machine it would listen for horn honks. All those that got it wrong, or didn't honk would immediately be "deionized"...zapped into oblivion, or as I liked to say: expedited to the after life.

I thought this would have several positive impacts on the planet:

1.) It would cut down on the population.
2.) It would (more importantly)...after all I did say this was when I was selfish...ease traffic, and eliminate traffic jams!
3.) It would eliminate a lot of really, really stupid people.


Disclaimer: OK, as I've grown older, I've learned that there's value in every life, regardless of their level of (perceived) intelligence.
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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by da silva on Sat Mar 06 2010, 03:59

All religious people should be executed without predjudice!
All stupid people should be executed without predjudice!
All right wing conservatives should be executed without predjudice!
All patriotic, flag waving, nationalists should be executed without predjudice!

Hmmm, there's a lot of overlap there. LMAO.

All bad drivers should be executed without predjudice!

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Post by Danny Boy on Sat Mar 06 2010, 05:45

Many areas are already grossly overcrowded in terms of the land needed to support them, Africa, India, Bangladesh, East London, The North of England.

The problem is, ignorance and religion, whilst some intelligent people can accept religion and use it in their wisely in there private (and public) life, for the vast majority of the worlds population, the effects of ignorance and religion are linked with a bond tighter than any super glue or welding technique.

For me, I would like to see the Pope tried for Crimes against Humanity, due to the Catholic stance of birth control.

People who insist on having large families due to religious, historic, or any reason, should receive tax relief limited to that of a couple with 2 children.

I would like all charities forbidden to help people in starving/overcrowded areas of the World, unless enforced sterilisation of at least 75% of all recipients of the aid is carried out.

Any people on welfare with more than 2 children are offered the choice of sterilisation (for them and their children) or money/handouts limited to the minimum amount of money and accommodation a couple with 2 children receive.

All the Somalians and most of the Nigerians (especially Doreen Lawrence) in South London, should be used as food for endangered species of Carnivorous animals or ground down and used as fertiliser to grow organic food.

I could go on, but you get my drift.
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Post by glendo on Sat Mar 06 2010, 06:26

1. absolute stop to aid in 3rd world countries.- 'cant feed em = cant breed em'
i dont see keeping them alive to let them starve to death slowly as humane, its just makes us feel better about ourselves.

2. cease all human migration across all borders. let countries with nil or low birth rates die out, and let countries with birthrates of a gazillion kids per family starve out. (this will never be possible to monitor)

3. disassemlble globalisation. make each country support themselves and be self sustainable.

i dont know how it would be better controlled, but i think by not keeping poor countries on life support would make a difference. survival of the fittest.
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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by Trixie on Mon Mar 08 2010, 19:00

But if you help 3rd world countries, their population will actually decline, as the need to have massive numbers of children to assure someone lives to support the parents in old age isn't required anymore.

My first and probably only suggestion is to get rid of those groups that bomb abortion clinics.

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Post by TopContender on Mon Mar 08 2010, 23:17

No kids until one of the spouses are 25 years old. It would solve a ton of current issues.
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Post by Henrik on Tue Mar 09 2010, 08:07

Impose the same requirements and controls as are in place for adoption also for when people want to have their own children.

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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by RacerX on Wed Mar 10 2010, 00:36

Trixie...I agree with you, but would that have any effect on the population? I mean really...I'm 47 years old and can only remember roughly 3 times where I've read someone actually BOMBED an abortion clinic...er, make that two times...I just remember the other time was some goof-ball at the opening of the Olympics in Atlanta several years ago.

You're going to have to work harder...taking three poeple off the planet every 30 years or so just won't help the cause...LOL!

Did anyone cut you off in traffic today? Maybe they should be added too??? Did a co-worker talk back to you today? How about some clerk whomn couldn't count back the proper change??? OK, OK, I'm just trying to help you get started.

In reality, it would be tough to really have to decide whom should stay, and whom should go. Maybe easier to impose birth restrictions, than eliminate anyone that's already alive???

OK, I'll move along now...

<officer in the back ground mumbles: Nothing to see here folks, nothing to see...move along, now.)
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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by glendo on Wed Mar 10 2010, 01:10

i notice that the more people there are, the less rights we have, the less value we become, and the less money you will earn. you are not appreciated, wanted or valued, as you become easily replaceable. the larger the population, the government tends to veer towards control, instead of governance and representation.
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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by Werner on Wed Mar 10 2010, 01:53

I'm not sayin nuthin for fear of reprisals.
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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by da silva on Wed Mar 10 2010, 02:07

Werner wrote:I'm not sayin nuthin for fear of reprisals.

I wouldn't have pegged you for the paranoid type. Suspect
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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by Srrh on Wed Mar 10 2010, 11:42

Over population is a myth.
If the entire population of the world were put into the land area of Texas, each person would have an area equal to the floor space of a typical U.S. home and the population density of Texas would be about the same as Paris, France.
Of course, then you'd have the parisian snobery, with texan guns....
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Post by Henrik on Wed Mar 10 2010, 12:06

Srrh wrote:Over population is a myth.
If the entire population of the world were put into the land area of Texas, each person would have an area equal to the floor space of a typical U.S. home and the population density of Texas would be about the same as Paris, France.
Of course, then you'd have the parisian snobery, with texan guns....

That's just because Texas is under populated! Send all the Chinese and Indians to Texas I say then, problem solved!

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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by Werner on Wed Mar 10 2010, 12:20

Henrik wrote:
Srrh wrote:Over population is a myth.
If the entire population of the world were put into the land area of Texas, each person would have an area equal to the floor space of a typical U.S. home and the population density of Texas would be about the same as Paris, France.
Of course, then you'd have the parisian snobery, with texan guns....

That's just because Texas is under populated! Send all the Chinese and Indians to Texas I say then, problem solved!


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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by Trixie on Wed Mar 10 2010, 15:51

Hahahaha Srrh!

RacerX you're right. I've mellowed a bit too much since I've stopped working and driving in traffic, because yeah, all those people would be on my "off with your head" list back in the day. I guess for now, on my hit list can be any of those damn telemarketers who call while I'm taking a nap or show up on my doorstep selling stuff I don't want. (Yes, I'm on the Do Not Call list, but I do get occasional soliciters calling on the phone, especially politicians.)

I'm not sure overpopulation is really a problem as much as distribution of resources.

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Post by gueuzeman on Wed Mar 10 2010, 17:49

I'm not sure overpopulation is really a problem as much as distribution of resources.

Strongly disagree. We need to lose about 2 Billion people, a good start at least.

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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by RacerX on Wed Mar 10 2010, 21:07

Werner, you were right...prepare for reprisals!!!! (LOL)

Damned you & Henrik & Srrh....please, leave Texas out of it!!!! I'm beggin' ya! We definitely have our share of loons here, I promise! We don't need any more...

puke <-----To your idea of sending anyone else to Texas! ;-)
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Post by RacerX on Wed Mar 10 2010, 21:09

Oh yeah, and as for werner's reprisal:

puke

On your shoes!!!

;-)

Trixie, I like it...add ALL telemarketers that still call the "no call list' to the deionizer booth immediately! ;-)
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Post by Henrik on Wed Mar 10 2010, 22:30

Okay, let's send them all to Alaska instead then. Palin can take care of them...

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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by Srrh on Tue Mar 16 2010, 12:08

As long as Palin's daughter is there, Alska has a solution to its population deficit me think.
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Post by RacerX on Wed Mar 17 2010, 00:12

Thanks Henrik, I knew some of the great minds here would come up with a better solution, than sending them to Texas!!! There's P-L-E-N-T-Y of room in Alaska!
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Post by gueuzeman on Wed Mar 17 2010, 00:40

Well, that's kind of true. But it would appear that the amount of stupid per person there is quite immense, and why they need so much land for so few people.

I'm sure there are plenty of perfectly reasonable folks in Alaska, who are only too happy to have the former governor down here inflicting herself on us.

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Re: Your turn to decide...the Cure for Over Population:

Post by H8R on Wed Mar 17 2010, 00:53

Step one...

We keep all Shamuist's.

Step two...

I'd say "level" Texas...but its already flat....so Turn Texas into a mountain range.

Step three...

Any place that is not a democracy gets shuttered. Nothing gets in or out. We give them 4 months to make the change to democracy.

Step five...

Any Nation That doesn't have F1, MotoGP or WSBK gets shuttered.

Step six...

Fuck the middle east and the rest of the Jihadist's.

Step six...

Shutter Canadia...I know there planning something.

Step seven...

One World Government.


I bet you're wondering what Step four is....

It's double super secret probation for a couple of places TBD .... and Yeah I get MotoGP ride
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